Mary Donato

Here is a link to "Hypoglycemia", my parody of "How Low" by Ludacris

Hypoglycemia
By: Mary Donato
Parody of Ludacris “How Low”

How low can you go? Hypoglycemia!
How low can you go? Hypoglycemia!
How low can you go? Hypoglycemia!
How low can you go? Hypoglycemia!

She went lower that I ever thought she could
Mood change – Headache
Top of your fingers getting’ numb, baby get your number up!
I don’t like it when I see your number, smaller than I’ve ever seen before
Lotta insulin-junkies keep their number high, but how low can you go?

Lower than yo’ doctor’s ever seen it in his lifetime
The medical field never woulda believed it in their right mind
Girl, stick yo’ finger then hurry up and check yo’ meter
Mad cuz you know it’s gonna be low – you shoulda had a Butterfinger
You may not want get that low, your meter’s readin’ 52
And you got them cold sweats, nervousness, and attitude.
Yeah, I think call 9-1-1, wit a number like that you gotta fool
Befo’ you pass out and land in a puddle of your drool

How low can you go? Hypoglycemia!
How low can you go? Hypoglycemia!
How low can you go? Hypoglycemia!
How low can you go? Hypoglycemia!

Glucose, carbos, fiber, sugar
Orange juice – Drink it! Drink it!
Don’t put it in reverse now easy does it
Let me put some Splenda in it

Never ever get that low – get your food 5 times a day
Ya you saw you know, so there’s just one that that I gotta say

How low can you go? Hypoglycemia!
How low can you go? Hypoglycemia!
How low can you go? Hypoglycemia!
How low can you go? Hypoglycemia!